More $$ ≠ more O's - the mysterious case of religion trumping science.

Here is a quote from the Bible, the King James Version to be precise.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Luke, Gospel according to, 12:34, written at least 1000 years ago.

A new scientific study has found that this quote still holds today. Well, sort of. The study found that the larger the man's wallet (in terms of a large wad of $$, not a large wad of receipts George Constanza style), the more a woman will orgasm.

Based on surveys of 5,000 people across the P.R.C. (or China for short), British researchers have found that “women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner.” He went on to say that women's attraction to men that are fiscally flush is an "evolutionary adaptation." And it also was a signal of 'quality'. A psychologist that conducted the study said: “What those orgasms are saying is ‘I'm extremely loyal, so you should invest in me and my children.'

Returning now to the Bible. First up, we have Adam and Eve going for it in the Garden of Eden:

Adam travels light - just the one AMEX card under that thin fig leaf - and Eve looks suitably impressed.

And now let's see how a richer man from the Book of Deuteronomy is going with his new wife:

New wife is striking a starfish pose. And the husband, I suspect, is already regretting his marriage decision.

Clearly my high level analysis has totally rebutted the Chinese scientific study.

Conclusion = Money does not produce more orgasms but merely increases the quality and/or quantity of faking.