What grinds my gears #5 - the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

If I see just one more of these things, I will slit my wrists with a cheese grater. An exceptionally slow and painful death.

These WWAFT man has the following entirely (not so) useful purposes:

Show your neighbours that you have a freakish fetish for soft oh so squishy latex

Be a body double for Mel Gibson in the movie Signs

Get your party guests psyched for the d-floor

Fill in for you when you are giving a presentation on budget increases or something that requires upward hand movements

Hate them, hate them, hate them.

And why didn't Carlton win for Pratt? Hate them too.

And the KFC I ate for lunch is not only smeared all over my keyboard (yuck), it has had some untoward effects in the liquidity department (imodium may be the answer here). Hate that too.

The only thing not hated right at the moment is .... ummmmmmm.... ?