Whiter shade of Palin

The biggest blight on women to come out of Alaska, the US or even the womb = Sarah Louise Heath Palin.

I had the top score on Big Buck Hunter Pro at the local for 8.3 years.

But it ain't all bad. She has some value... comedy wise.

This dress used to match our old bathroom tiles. // Sadly, my cullotts were in the wash but I still had my puffy shirt.

Has anyone seen the Nair?

Har har.

Although you don't want to laugh too hard because when everything is said and done, it is possible that this woman would be able to take the helm as the leader of the "free world".

Possible but hopefully unlikely scenario is as follows:

Step 1: John McCain could beat Barack Obama to the presidency.

Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ridgey Didge Baby!!!!!!!
Hot microwaved goods are on me.

Step 2: John McCain might die in office. The man is an ox health-wise but lately has been sporting a grey waxen hue. He also has had glazy vision and cannot move his shoulders:

I can feel you but can't see you...

and then ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing the Queen of Ice.