Seven words or less.

Short and punchy. Distilling key elements. Condensed. Like milk in a tiny tube:

Not from cow.

Name of the game = seven words or less.

First, movies:

Under Siege
Chef. Cake. Boobs. Busey is bad guy.

Footloose
Church. Can't dance. Sexual frustration. Can dance.

Mulholland Drive
Lust. Midget. Open the box. Death. Lust.

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane.

Finding Nemo
Ocean. Lame jokes. They find him.

The Big Lebowski
Dude. Bowling. Dude. Pee on rug. Nihilists.

Quantum of Solace
Zzzz. Action. Gratuitous sex scene. Twist. Zzzz.

Second, books:

My Life - Bill Clinton
President. Peace in Israel. No inhale. Blowjob.

Mao: A Life - Phillip Short
Ordinary guy. Wins wars. Chaos. Dead tyrant.

Bible
Babies without sex. Miracles. Dead. No body.

Everything is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer
Premium. Jews. Randy dog. Potato on floor.

The Gathering - Anne Enright
Ireland. Distinct lack of potatoes. Angst. Alcohol.

Grug in the Playground - Ted Prior
Grug in the playground. Yay.

The Mighty Book of Boosh
Hahahaha. WTF? Hahahahaha.

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