After giving Peter Andre some kind of sign that their relationship had gone down the proverbial toilet, Jordan starting auctioning her anatomy off to the lowest bidder.
The mythical powers of the anagram reveal that its in her name --- Tackier Pie. It is clear that she can't help but spread 'em for all and sundry.
To the photographic evidence!
Jordan - Queen of Sluts
Lightly stroking her big V.
Looking to burrow further down the rabbit warren
Donning a tablecloth. Don't be fooled, it's probably edible material.
Tactically placed strips of material.
Look girls - I can fit two in at once. It's my most awesome party trick.
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