G-rated insults for Kyle Sandilands

1. He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to a dictionary.
2. He never opens his mouth without subtracting from the knowledge pool of the universe.
3. He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
4. He has delusions of adequacy.
5. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Shot through the heart – and you’re to blame!

You even give the term 'stupid fuckwit' a bad name.

UGHHHHHHH.