Riding the Idol love boat or sinking on the Idol Titanic?

I'll go with the latter

I did not see very much of the Idol Wild card show, but I saw enough to want to: (a) drive nails deep into my ocular sockets to block out the lame stage work from most of them, the scary eyes of a 'killer' in Casey and Ed Zaidan's ridiculously large nostrils/large lips/clown-like appearance; and (b) do a Van Gogh - cut off the (Lisa) lobes and drink a quart of Turps before being committed - just to get away from the TT-FM-esque efforts of Aliqua, Lauren, Tenielle and Toby.

So that leaves us with Lucie, Tim and Hayley as dead certs because they were the three that did not make me want to violate myself in a horrific fashion. And then flip a coin for Casey and Ed - perhaps Casey just to show that you do not need to be a Doona-van to have some serious lung action.

Sigh.

Where have the good times gone?

Standing L to R - Rhys from SYTYCD, some girl overly festooned with red lippy, Wes from Oz Idol 2008, some upherselfbiatch, some cute little Italian girl.
Sitting L to R - Boy who can't stand anymore because he was Johnny Young's favourite singer.