When Bush comes to shove...

There is no other man:

44 on the floor in 4/4 time.

Anything other than this would most likely induce a bevy of myocardial infarctions in all and sundry.

Speaking of the need for medical assistance, exhibit A:

Come closer little one.

Not sure what is going on here but we all deserve a lil' hug on the odd occasion. Georgie Boy certainly has a lot to answer for.

Don't use my song in vain.

What does the hug from this bunny mean exactly? With the help of the mystic powers of the anagram we can move closer to understanding...

George W Bush = Webs Gore Hug. That bunny is not who you think it is...

George Walker Bush = Breaker Legs Hug Ow! Poor injured bunny. He needs an Energiser or two.

Exhibit B: McCain's singing efforts. Nothing short of COMPLETELY inappropriate.

How does he fare?

John McCain = Jam Inch Con. A sticky shortfall.

John Sidney McCain = Jehad Cosmic Ninny. 'Nuff said.

The end.