It's detachable. Let me introduce you to the Whizzinator...
So many levels of wrong...
The eclectic entrepreneurs behind the Whizzinator have pleaded guilty to 2 charges of conspiracy in the US Federal Court. Mr Wills and Mr Catalano, a.k.a. two dodgy dudes, sold the prosthetic, detachable c0ck on the interwebs for 3 years. The Whizzinator helps its customers pass drug tests by storing and heating fake urine samples.
The pair could face up to 8 years in prison and a fine of half a mill.
The pair’s company, Puck Technology, bills itself as “the undisputed leader in synthetic urine,” selling both the Whizzinator and the similar Number One. “The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device,” the company’s site boasts. “The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again!”
Ughhhhhhhh!
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