I Did It Again.

I missed Idol last night. Um-mah!

However, due to the fact that not many people are at my place of employ today, I have had the honour and privilege that is normally bestowed upon those that have a relatively normal (read: not incredibly sh*t) Internet connection. No way! Way...

ARGGGGGGGGGH - you cannot be serious!?!?

Trust me, I am very serious.

I just loved the group performance as it showcased Wes' incredible ability to moonwalk, got me very excited about the upcoming SYTYCD series and showed that Jabba is not only a blob but a blob made of the hardest of hard mahogany. Never have I seen such a wooden sway, obviously he was not allowed to attend Blue Light Discos in Year 8. I mean, even Shearer had more rhythm. Shame, shame, shame.

I just can't take it any more.

Now to the performances, in order of import:

Wes - you are my hero (and Facebook friend). You can sing AND dance. You are better than every Idol that has come before you (yes, BIG call, but it is there to be made). You are world class. Speaking of that big ol' world, in a world first, the Marcia-God gave you a touchdown. What more can I say?

Shearer - yes, Shearer you are my no 2 this week. The Way You Make Me Feel was an interpretive (wet) dream. Well that's how I felt anyway... You FINALLY delivered. Sing it again for me brother. One more week for you.

Chrislyn - you were pretty f*n awful. Your pitch was all over the shop. You sounded like a cat in a bag not just waiting but actually drowning. However, amidst such stellar pieces of shit from Spanner and Jabba, you will be around to fight/sing another day.

Spanner - this was nothing short of a sonic assault. Nightwatchmens' dogs all yelped in extreme pain upon hearing this heinous dribble. You SUCKKKKKKKKK!

Jabba- your performance was all shades of FAIL. A hydraulic drill being rudely inserted into my nose has more appeal. The bottom 3 has never been more of a certainty for you.

See look, definitely more appeal

I wish it was just the last week at the Opera House already...

*Sigh*

So anyway, bottom 3 is clearly going to be Chrislyn, Spanner and Jabba with a Jabba exit. Ta ta!

And we will suffer at the mere thought of you singing one more f*g note...