Steve wants a squeeze.

Despite the fact that he won the first Olympic gold medal in a field event in 60 years, my friend Steve can't find someone to hug with his amazingly buff arms.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

This piece of information was considered to be newsworthy.

I don't really understand why Steve can't find a lady. In my biased opinion, Steve brings a fair bit to the party. He is a triple threat - smart, sporty and - as reported in the article - can sing.

Wow.

The resemblance is frightening.

I love you man.